David Frizzell - I’m Gonna Hire A Wino

David Frizzell performing I’m Gonna Hire A Wino Lyrics: I came crawling home last night, like many nights before: I finally made it to my feet as she opened up the door. And she said, “You’re not gonna do this anymore.“ She said: “I’m gonna’ hire a wino to decorate our home, “So you’ll feel more at ease here, and you won’t have to roam. “We’ll take out the dining room table, and put a bar along that wall. “And a neon sign, to point the way, to our bathroom down the hall.“ She said: “Just bring your Friday paycheck, and I’ll cash them all right here. “And I’ll keep on tap - for all your friends, their favorite kinds of beer. “And for you, I’ll always keep in stock, those soft aluminum cans. “And when you’re feeling macho, you can crush them like a man.“ She said: “We’ll rip out all the carpet, and put sawdust on the floor. “Serve hard boiled eggs an