Everything is Crap - SOUTH PARK

Everyone reflects on the changes around them. “You’re Getting Old“ S15 Subscribe to South Park: Watch more South Park: About South Park: South Park is the Emmy and Peabody-award winning animated series co-created by Trey Parker and Matt Stone about four boys living in one screwed-up Colorado mountain town. Between local and global tragedies, as well as parental and celebrity interference, Kyle, Stan, Cartman, and Kenny manage to have themselves a time. Watch full episodes of South Park: Shop official South Park merch: Follow South Park: Instagram: Twitter: Facebook: #SouthPark #SouthParkS15 EXT. STARK’S POND - DAY, BUT MOODY Stan is sitting side view in a wide shot of the edge of Stark’s Pond. As the song plays, the camera just tracks in very slowly. Finally, Kyle appears, walking in from frame left. He stares at Stan, who doesn’t see him, then turns and walks away. Then front view- Stan’s been staring at a flower. But it’s not a flower, it’s a turd on a flower stem- Gently blowing in the wind. INT. STAN’S KITCHEN - DAY Mom is sadly Packing up things into moving boxes. INT. STAN’S ROOM - DAY Stan’s dad is sitting next to Stan on his bed. Fake some lip flap on Randy - he’s explaining to him that his mom and he have grown apart. Stan just stares at the floor. Randy puts his arm around his son and tries to comfort him. EXT. STAN’S HOUSE - DAY A Realtor is putting a ’FOR SALE’ sign up in front of Stan’s house. EXT. NEIGHBORHOOD STREET - DAY A UHAUL driving away from Stan’s house. INT. UHAUL - DAY Randy is driving the UHAUL. Randy looks in the rearview mirror. He thinks. INT. STAN’S NEW HOME - DAY Sharon and Stan are in an apartment with some open moving boxes still around. She hands Stan a box. EXT. STAN’S NEW HOME - BACKYARD - DAY Stan is on a lone swing in his new backyard. It’s a fairly high angle shot, and from the shadows it seems Stan is staring at the sun. Stan’s POV - The sun is a beaming piece of shit. INT. SCHOOL CAFETERIA - DAY Stan is sitting at the cafeteria with his lunch tray in front of him. Everyone else in the shot is a piece of shit. EXT. RANCHER’S HOUSE - NIGHT SLOW MOTION SHOT - With some police lights flashing from cop cars, Policemen are loading the stolen britches into the back of the car as the Rednecks try to rescue them - as if it’s their kids being taken. Tears are flowing down the rednecks’ faces as they have arms outstretched towards the poor britches, but police block them. There’s nothing they can do. INT. KYLE’S HOUSE - DAY BOOM UP OVER THE TV - Kyle and Cartman are sitting together on Kyle’s couch, playing XBOX. EXT. SOUTH PARK AVENUE - DAY Stan sadly walking sideview down the sidewalk with his hands in his pockets. He passes Duck President. Stan stops - thinks for a seconds then turns around- Duck President turns his head back to Stan and lets out on loud QUACK with shit coming out- Some shit hits Stan’s face and duck President keeps walking. INT. STAN’S NEW BEDROOM - DAY Overhead shot of Stan staring at the ceiling. Fade to Black. The End